I am a very very sad person

[angelkitty101]

I have just been giggling like a drain over the following site http://quotes.fivegeeks.net/QUOTES-MISC-00.html

This is a selection of quote from ukc.misc which is a newsgroup at my old uni. I've been reading some out to joda_vibe, but I don't think he fully appreciates them!

evil_sheep_2, ebee, thuriaz_art and silvernik may be the only ppl on my flist who know what I mean!

Here are some gems!

>Students? What are they then?

Like conference guests, but not as profitable, nor as prestigious.

> I feel that I ought to point out here that when I wrote 'Christ' I actually
> meant 'Chris'. Any of you have any idea how many times I almost do that?
> Bah.

I remember writing an important letter and accidentally misspelling my home
county as Staffordshite. Oh, and hitting the g instead of the f when typing
buffer for a Computer Science essayette.

UKCR:
This is the student radio station UKC Radio. The frequency is 1350 AM.

As is frequently pointed out by the Station Manager. Currently, five people
on campus can recieve UKCR, including one rabbit with ultra-efficient ears.

I'm almost crying with laughter on some of it. And I am sorry for boring you all!

Comments

[morbidstar.livejournal.com]

I found some funny like:

> It's a sunday, and there's no-one around. Am I missing summat? :P

Yes, the Second Coming of Christ occured in ParkWood.
-- ph2 in ukc.misc

> Is there a Spanish Society because I cant find it?

That's right. As soon as you find it, it'll just cease to exist.
-- ph2 in ukc.misc

>>>>So what you have to do is just soak a load of cotton threads in honey
>>>>and then dangle them in front of your door, so when they walk in
>>>>uninvited...
>>>
>>>Good plan, although I'd like to know what happens when you try to
>>>enter your own room....
>>
>>Well, obviously you'd train the cotton to recognise you.
>
>ahhhh, cunning. Think there could be a market for ready trained
>cotton?

Absolutely. You could use some threads as a crack assassination squad,
stealthily attaching themselves to a foriegn diplomat's shirt as a loose
thread, and then when no-one is looking, THWACK! It snaps their neck in one
fluid movement, and peace in the Middle East is achieved.
-- bcc3 and ph2 in ukc.misc

To name but a few!! hehehehehehe

[angelkitty101.livejournal.com]

See, total geekiness! This is what happens to spods in UKC!

[random-redhead.livejournal.com]

I remember writing an important letter and accidentally misspelling my home
county as Staffordshite. Oh, and hitting the g instead of the f when typing
buffer for a Computer Science essayette.

some friends of mine were doing a computing practical together late night in labs. It was on language, random sentence and poetry generators. Marc goes off for a break, more sugar and caffeine, comes back and submits it without checking. Mean time his mate Liam has been in and changed masticate for masturbate. He still got a good grade although it came back with "Do you think this kind of language is appropriate?!" on the front lol